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A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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Bentros Bentros-Ghali

Can everyone please stop innovating. We're done. It's finished. We don't need electric pants or a dishwasher who's also your best friend. Social media spaghetti or a new wearable for your orifice. Just grow some wheat and make some bread. Talk to your children.

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Curious

@TheBreadmonkey oh come on. I know you want the AI toaster that (badly) predicts when you want toast, using 40 times the power to do this incorrect calculation than actually cook the toast (which burns your house down at 2am when it jams.)

Bentros Bentros-Ghali

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My Ai toaster appears to have inadvertently created a wormhole to another dimension

Mar 05, 2025, 01:45 PM·Public·Tusky
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