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Lol. Daughter gave me a load of old notebooks she's not going to use (I like to make notes and scribble etc). And I am LOVING this one. Also very sweetly it's never been used and is totally empty. I'm going to fill this book up so fast it'll make your heads spin.
@TheBreadmonkey If I had that book, one name would suffice. Sort of an all encompassing name.
@TheBreadmonkey Noooooooo!! Never!!!!
I could sell it for £20 and make a huge markup
@TheBreadmonkey ooooh, need one.
Page 1 shall have my name at the top.
@hittitezombie @TheBreadmonkey
"Because I am my worst enemy."
-- Some music lyrics, I have no clue who sings it, sorry.
@hittitezombie @TheBreadmonkey
Bureau of Sabotage stories might undermine that notion
@TheBreadmonkey
There'll be only one name. It'll be scribbled repeatedly on every page, each page more maniacal than the last. There may also be doodles of guillotines.
@TheBreadmonkey
Wait, that's my enemies book. Except it'll be a made-up name because I don't have any enemies.
On a related note, I'm accepting applications for the role of arch-enemy. Must be willing to travel and available on weekends.
Are there any hollow volcanoes nearby? How is the Henching workforce in the area? I'll need a lot of henches.
@SecularJeffrey @TheBreadmonkey
I'm nationwide, so your base can be anywhere. I hear Yosemite is nice.
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the enemy of my enemy is my other enemy's enemy. it's enemies all the way down.
There are no friends or enemies. No good nor evil. These are human concepts applied to a universe that barely recognises the laws of physics. Does a fish consider the rock to be its friend? Does the moon view our yellow star as its mortal enemy, locked in an infinite dance? Can a blade of grass be evil? We are all one, as we are also all nothing. The enemy of my enemy is nothing. They are a collection of atoms locked in entropy awaiting the heat death of all reality.
@TheBreadmonkey @amiserabilist Sir, this is a Wendy's
@TheBreadmonkey I’m pretty sure the names that will appear in this collection will look suspiciously like a list from my collection.
In that case we should join forces and take down my year 13 PE teacher and the woman who works in the post office on West Wickham High Street
@TheBreadmonkey I see the problem already. 
. My book wouldn’t overlap with these particular enemies.
@TheBreadmonkey whoever is selling this notebook—please, take my money!
