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A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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Ben

In an unscheduled break from the million voices all crying out on Fedi with their thoughts and hopes and dreams and troubles and all of the posts about the usual main characters, I bring to you........

I HOPE YOU ARE TERRIFIC AND HAVING A LOVELY TIME WHEREVER YOU ARE. And if you're not..... know that I am beaming you the very best you absolutely bloody ruddy legend. Give yourself a pat on the back and have a little treat. X

@TheBreadmonkey at first glance I read this as
I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A TERRIFYING AND LONELY TIME lol 😬 🤭

but thanks ben! you too! :blobcatlove:

@aaron

Hurty. However I am in the pub and into the Guinness and it is much less hurty and also a stranger gave me a key to the disabled toilet and someone just gave me a bowl of chips so I am as comfortable as I could be thank you! X

@TheBreadmonkey
The plantar fasciitis has fucked off so now it's just the sore calves to deal with.

@TheBreadmonkey
Oh bless them, and bless you too!

But not in a noncey religious way.

@TheBreadmonkey > I HOPE YOU ARE TERRIFIC AND HAVING A LOVELY TIME WHEREVER YOU ARE

I’m having a poo, but I appreciate the sentiments

@TheBreadmonkey Napping with a nine month old grandchildren. Doesn't get much better than that.