I try not to get sucked into youtube, but there's a guy called Uncle Roger who just gets furious about how people cook fried rice dishes and seems to have a vendetta against Jamie Oliver and it is extremely entertaining.
@TheBreadmonkey chili jam...
"I never tell my mum.... 'oh mum this egg fried rice is only side dish, where the main dish?'.... I would have been beaten to death."
"You hear sizzling.... I hear my ancestors crying"
@TheBreadmonkey bwahahahha. He's not wrong!