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Not really Ben (April Fools)

I try not to get sucked into youtube, but there's a guy called Uncle Roger who just gets furious about how people cook fried rice dishes and seems to have a vendetta against Jamie Oliver and it is extremely entertaining.

@c64tone

"I never tell my mum.... 'oh mum this egg fried rice is only side dish, where the main dish?'.... I would have been beaten to death."

"You hear sizzling.... I hear my ancestors crying"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TheBreadmonkey have you seen the lady that eats ancient military food packs? That's a whole rabbit hole.

@TheBreadmonkey quite a few people talk like him (well, his persona) where I live 😅

@TheBreadmonkey I love Uncle Roger, he's so funny. When he breaks character though, he's hilarious =D

@TheBreadmonkey
Yep. U fucked up.
With the chilli jam bullshit was it?

@TheBreadmonkey “and don’t get me started on the traditional ingredients of a paella 😡😡😡

@gulfie @TheBreadmonkey

I posted pictures of a paella I was quite proud of, a while back, and somebody with a Spanish wife told me she thought it was a nice looking risotto.

@Walrus @gulfie

I embarked upon writing a cookery book once and included a recipe for paella. I can't totally remember what I said, but it was something along the lines of..... ".... Paella of course, being the Spanish translation of risotto", and I had some responses that were less than charitable.

@TheBreadmonkey
Remind me never to post a video of me making fried rice 😬