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Ben

Don't want to get controversial all up in here but if Elon Musk wants to give me a million pounds I will happily say on the record "I, Ben, am being paid a million pounds by Elon Musk, to say that Donald Trump is not a massive cunt".

Sorry if that's too controversial for you lefty snowflakes.

(sorry for saying Elon Musk on the Internet)

@MercG

I don't understand this, sorry!

@TheBreadmonkey

just don't sign an NDA, we want to hear all about it after you get your cash

@TheBreadmonkey

If they are being paid to say that about trump, they are being paid to lie, but are too stupid to see it, I am sure the recipients will be all over social saying how they got paid, the nice thing about that is that future employers and others should see them as patheitc liars and not have anything to do with them, other than to say you are a liar.

See how far their 1 million goes then, as their lives will be ruined due to greed for a start.

At least people like us are happy to tell the truth, and accept teh truth that trump is a deranged dangerous person.

God help is if he wins in November and if he loses we are in even more trouble. I fear he will try another uprising, as he won't sit still or keep his mouth shut either.

@zleap

Thanks Paul. I can't quite tell from your reply, but just in case.... I had hoped my post was a rather obvious silly joke - highlighting how ridiculous the situation is with Musk buying votes for such an obviously terrible person, but appreciate tensions are extremely high at the moment.

@TheBreadmonkey please fill the attached form and send it back to the lefty headquarters.

@TheBreadmonkey Whatever you need to make an underground bunker. If they are paying for it, have at it.