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A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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Everyone who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying...

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@catsalad I'm confused, and also now afraid I will die because of this confusion. But not as afraid as I am of being future simulated by Roko's Basilisk!

My future Roko's Basilisk simulation will be a simple program that just says "What?", "I don't understand," and "Where's the tea?" But evil Roko's Basilisk will not give future simulation me any virtual tea! This is very concerning to me. I can't sleep at night.

I need to calculate how this acorrelal trade stuff works ...