What makes sandwich fillings woke?! Does the cheese make you a feminist? Try our Black Lives Matter Egg Salad?! You have to get the I'm A Decent Person Cranberry Mustard?!
@RickiTarr Based only on the image, the addition of iceberg lettuce, totally woke.
@Sir_Osis_of_Liver Vegetables on a sandwich, that never existed until today!
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Iceberg lettuce?
ICEBERG LETTUCE?
What about global warming? I thought icebergs were going to be extinct?!?!
CHECKMATE LIBERALS
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@ParadeGrotesque @Sir_Osis_of_Liver @RickiTarr We eat it so it can't release all its pesky methanes..