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Andrew

Timeline cleanse.

@crystalvisits @Shivviness @inarticulatequilter Yup. You may confuse it with other mustelidae, but they're weaselly identified and it's stoatally different.

@crystalvisits @Shivviness @inarticulatequilter

The winter fur of the stoat, a.k.a "ermine" has been a part of various rich people's uniforms and heraldry for about a millennium.

@Shivviness Te start of that clip is totally unreal, as from a glitched 2d animation.

After the camera pans further right, and perspective changes it becomes more natural.

@Shivviness a family of these got into my pen and killed 35 hens in an hour. But they are cute

@Shivviness @mike

I would have guessed a weasel in its winter coat.

@Shivviness This has @DoodleDonut written all over it. I kept looking for an unsuspecting orange fox in the foreground.

@Shivviness

...and now for something stoatally different?

@Shivviness Alt text: a short-tailed stout in its white winter coat, with its black tipped tail, jumps through white snow towards us.

@Shivviness
This is clearly a character in a Japanese animated movie. Yes. Totally adorable too.

@Shivviness
*bouncy bounces*
*stealth bounces*
*bouncy bounces*

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Let’s call her “Ermintrude”. 🥹