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@RickiTarr can you get a night shot? That sign looks like it light’s up

@RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq

There's a picture in your head, isn't it? She's wearing some old-timey sensible dress, with her hair tied in a tight bun, readers hanging at the tip of her nose with a chain to hold them around her neck ...

@GayDeceiver @RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq

I would also be excited if she wore modern clothes and she was always going to conferences on how to use the library to support the rights of lgbtq people and homeless people, and she has a plan for how to defy government orders to ban lgbtq books.

@MegaMichelle @GayDeceiver @RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq all bold women are sexy. Liberal men chose their equals or betters, if we are good enough for them.

@Urban_Hermit Yep, I highly recommend "choosing better" and then attempting to live up to their expectations. That'll make a man out of you, one way or another.

And as I'm sure we're all aware "choosing librarians" = "choosing the best of the best"

@MegaMichelle @GayDeceiver @RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq

@GayDeceiver @RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq

Well, no.

He's slowly standing up, manly chest expanding broader than his smile as he gently says: it's in the stacks, I'll show you.

@uc

The sign specified that these particular librarians are girls. 😋

@GayDeceiver @RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq

@argv_minus_one @GayDeceiver @RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq

In the unlit version you can clearly see it is two signs, one above the other. You keep to your fantasies, and I'll keep to mine.

@uc @argv_minus_one @GayDeceiver @RickiTarr
I used to like it when Otters would “Hey Girl” which should have been a flare gun going off that i was transfemme.

@GayDeceiver @RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq She is Shirley Jones in The Music Man, for crying out loud.

@GayDeceiver

...with stunningly red lipstick.

I recall that back in the early days of the Web, there was a site catering to those with such interests 😂

@RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq

@bytebro @GayDeceiver @RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq just 'a' site? The internet is where I learned that my particular oh-so-special I'm-not-like-them tastes were not so special after all.

@GayDeceiver @RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq

Every time, she's come a long way to pick up a book borrowed 27 years earlier from the public library and, incidentally, receive the 0.23-cent fine. What matters is the book.

@RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq
Mock if you wish, but if you're working in the stack rather than on the issue desk, how else are you going to meet anyone?

@RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq
"I'm going to the Library!"
"Again?"
"Yeah, well... To study. You pick up so much more in the right environment."
"So true. Proud of you, hon. And If you get stuck, you can always ask a librarian."

@olives @RickiTarr
Wondering if I could train wreck the horndogs and horndogettes by folding into this the “Library of Babel”
Just imagine…a Faux Infinity of Hot Lipstick Librarians and their Hot Bibliophile on Bibliophile action

@RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq Throwback to almost 20 years ago and cropped to protect the “innocent”… But if this inside joke shirt from a long-dead forum is familiar to you we should probably reconnect. 🤣

@mycrowgirl @RickiTarr

I’ve never seen those cropped torsos in my life

@RickiTarr @MishaVanMollusq Mmm, your pages are so short and your legs so long .. :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: