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@RickiTarr That is such an Elon Thing to do.
@RickiTarr I don't think anyone would want to "massage" Musk, not even for $250K and an offer to buy them a horse.
@RickiTarr after all these years, you'd think they'd drop the tell tale "Hello Deer." 
@RickiTarr I bet it wouldn't be a surprise. Also, 
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@RickiTarr even from the real Elon "I have a surprise for you" is absolutely the last thing I would want him to say to me 
@RickiTarr wow, even Elon has given up using twitter to reach people?!!
@RickiTarr I Musk not ask.
If I were to give him a shoulder massage, it would quicky turn into a strangulation 
@Ricki Crush Bandicute Tarr
@RickiTarr totally not creepy at all....
@RickiTarr I am always getting texts like these that include pictures of pretty Asian women. On balance, I would have to say I am better off than you.
@RickiTarr *shudder*
@RickiTarr You might keep your distance and send him a Massage in a Bottle.
@RickiTarr They say that scam messages are deliberately ridiculous so that people who aren't going to fall for it don't waste the scammer's time. In this case, they only want to deal with the sort of person who thinks it's worth speaking to Elon Musk
I think that's best read out loud in the fake Gendarme's voice from "'Allo' Allo!" 
OMG...that is too funny, the surprise is probably a really 'good deal' in digital currency. 
I dunno. That 'massage' doesn't seem like it's anything you'd ever want to touch.
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I threw up in my mouth a little bit thinking about that.