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Mr Pibb is saying loud and proud he is masc, but don't you dare make assumptions about Dr Pepper.
@RickiTarr I *have* heard that the Ph.D is honorary.
@RickiTarr I’ve just discovered what Google’s unavoidable AI assistant throws up when you search “Dr Pepper What’s the worst that could happen?”…
@Nickiquote @RickiTarr
Ok ok there is a case for AI, that's truely hilarious in a dark way.
Sprite is even more ambiguous . . .
@cgsines Like Peter Pan in a stage production
@RickiTarr Dr Pepper was the child’s MOTHER - that’s why she couldn’t do the operation.
@RickiTarr I only recently realized Pepper was about having more Pep - energy, vs Pepper -> the seasoning.
@triptych @RickiTarr
It's all based on cocaine. Except for 7 up, that was lithium.
@triptych @RickiTarr I thought it was "Dr. Prepper"
@rrb @RickiTarr I'm a prepper he's a prepper she's a prepper wouldn't you like to be a prepper too.
@RickiTarr @RamenCatholic A child is in an accident where his father dies. The child is rushed to the hospital, dying of dehydration. The vending machine is out of all flavors of pop except one, but the child won't drink it.
H̸e̸ ̷i̶s̷ ̷m̸y̸ ̴s̶o̵n̸, the Dr Pepper declares. I̷ ̷h̴a̶v̸e̶ ̸b̸i̴r̶t̷h̶e̸d̷ ̴h̷i̷m̸ ̴f̷r̸o̵m̷ ̴m̷y̷ ̶o̸w̵n̸ ̸f̷l̶u̸i̸d̸s̸ ̸w̷h̴i̸c̵h̴ ̵h̴a̶v̶e̴ ̶g̶u̵s̵h̸e̶d̸ ̷a̸s̸ ̵a̸ ̸f̵i̸z̷z̵y̸ ̶r̵i̸v̶e̶r̶ ̴f̸r̴o̸m̸ ̵m̸y̵ ̵v̶o̵i̷d̸.
A sticky, sweet, delicious substance fills the hallway of the ER. The child dies and is born again. The city is consumed. The child rules its emptiness as Eldrich Mayor for half past eternity.
@RickiTarr huh, that explains me then :D