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@RickiTarr I have now read the “woke sandwich” article and there was nothing even slightly woke about it. Continental cheeses* and chicken are “fancy” apparently, and they seem to have put “woke” in the headline for simple ragebait. I hate the Daily Mail.
*”Oh my god it’s a Brie! Cover your eyes, dear.”
@Nickiquote Is Panera Bread Woke?!
@RickiTarr If it’s not a white sliced loaf it’s Communism.