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A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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What makes sandwich fillings woke?! Does the cheese make you a feminist? Try our Black Lives Matter Egg Salad?! You have to get the I'm A Decent Person Cranberry Mustard?!

@RickiTarr I have now read the “woke sandwich” article and there was nothing even slightly woke about it. Continental cheeses* and chicken are “fancy” apparently, and they seem to have put “woke” in the headline for simple ragebait. I hate the Daily Mail.

*”Oh my god it’s a Brie! Cover your eyes, dear.”

@RickiTarr If it’s not a white sliced loaf it’s Communism.