What makes sandwich fillings woke?! Does the cheese make you a feminist? Try our Black Lives Matter Egg Salad?! You have to get the I'm A Decent Person Cranberry Mustard?!
@RickiTarr
The DM readership is white boomers so the emotional message is "If you feel confused by having to make decisions in Subway, it's time to hate the trans/gays"
@Hedgewizard @RickiTarr "White, wheat or woke?"