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Ricki Crush Bandicute Tarr

What makes sandwich fillings woke?! Does the cheese make you a feminist? Try our Black Lives Matter Egg Salad?! You have to get the I'm A Decent Person Cranberry Mustard?!

Daily Mail Now Gen Z are waging war on our sandwiches! How younger Brits are ditching English classics like ham and mustard in favour of fancy woke fillings By ZAC CAMPBELL 10:05 18 Nov 2024, updated 10:06 18 Nov 2024 ] i o - ' ‘A“P 3 : PR . SROTAS VRS ) - e € ¥ - BB i . . —= X » gl ) T e o3 A\ n":w v Y hAg
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Ricki Crush Bandicute Tarr

First, the Millenials came for the Applebee's, and I ignored it, because Applebee's is gross.

Now the Gen Z have started a WAR ON SANDWICHES!

STAY ALERT, FOLKS!

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Cartoon depicts a scraggly haired, pudgy, unwashed, fly-ridden person wearing small, dark round glasses and a shirt that reads “Freedom-haters”, holding a dripping tortilla wrap and a burning US flag. Saying “I don’t eat sandwiches… I eat wraps” On a table in front of them is a package marked, “Tortillas” and “Mexican food” Background a person labelled Honest Baker cries with a woebegone expression holding a newspaper’s Want Ads, standing in front a building labelled Wonder Factory. The Statue of Liberty is peering over the factory fence aghast. In the sky above this, the clouds are parted to reveal white Jesus holding a tray with a loaf marked “Daily Bread”. He too is crying, and says “B-But…!” foreground a caricature of artist R Kelly exclaiming: "Crust in the wind"
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