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Now Gen Z are waging war on our sandwiches! How younger Brits are ditching English classics like ham and mustard in favour of fancy woke fillings By ZAC CAMPBELL 10:05 18 Nov 2024, updated 10:06 18 Nov 2024 ] i o - ' ‘A“P 3 : PR . SROTAS VRS ) - e € ¥ - BB i . . —= X » gl ) T e o3 A\ n":w v Y hAg](https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/510/127/583/219/546/original/642add03cee811bb.jpg "Daily Mail
Now Gen Z are waging war on our sandwiches! How younger Brits are ditching English classics like ham and mustard in favour of fancy woke fillings By ZAC CAMPBELL 10:05 18 Nov 2024, updated 10:06 18 Nov 2024 ] i o - ' ‘A“P 3 : PR . SROTAS VRS ) - e € ¥ - BB i . . —= X » gl ) T e o3 A\ n\":w v Y hAg")
First, the Millenials came for the Applebee's, and I ignored it, because Applebee's is gross.
Now the Gen Z have started a WAR ON SANDWICHES!
STAY ALERT, FOLKS!
@RickiTarr
I'd describe the daily heil as something I wouldn't even wipe my ass on 
What's the word for fear of lettuce?
@TLB73
Lactucaphobia?
@RickiTarr
@pthane @RickiTarr
Yep. That's it .
Lachanophobic bastards, every single one of them.
@TLB73 @RickiTarr they've been anti-lettuce since one outlasted Liz Truss!
@TLB73
“Truss-ism” 
@RickiTarr
@RickiTarr Jesus. Can jellied salads be far behind? Is Velveeta at risk?
@RickiTarr
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There’s a lot going on here:
A cartoon depicts a scraggly haired, pudgy, unwashed, fly-ridden person wearing small, dark round glasses and a shirt that reads “Freedom-haters”, holding a dripping tortilla wrap and a burning US flag. They are saying, “I don’t eat sandwiches… I eat wraps” On a table in front of them is a package marked, “Tortillas” and “Mexican food”
(cont… )
In the background a person labelled Honest Baker cries with a woebegone expression holding a newspaper’s Want Ads, standing in front a building labelled Wonder Factory. The Statue of Liberty is peering over the factory fence aghast.
In the sky above this, the clouds are parted to reveal white Jesus holding a tray with a loaf marked “Daily Bread”. He too is crying, and says “B-But…!”
@cpm @RickiTarr I must be woke as rather than egg on toast I made myself a breakfast burrito this morning.
@cpm Oh no! Not the unleavened bread!
@RickiTarr
@RickiTarr
I think there should be a mention of this in the next DSM. Phrases like this must indicate some form of dementia.
@RickiTarr Soon it will merge with all the others and become the War on Christmas Drug Terrorism Sandwiches.
@pauldrye @RickiTarr Tell me more about these Christmas Drugs?
@RogerBW @RickiTarr Oh, you know...peppermint-flavoured heroin, ganjabread. Mistletoe brownies.
@RickiTarr
Let them have the fancy ingredients, means more ham and turkey for me.
@RickiTarr i like genzers, but sandwiches are life…
@RickiTarr
They have already taken our beloved smoked salmon bagels and turned them into a hot slimy mess.
I take this very personally.