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Ms. Que Banh

Karens are all relieved that Nicole is gaining more attention.

My friends who aren't on the Fediverse don't understand why I say - Almost all of us on Mastodon has been Nicoled at least once & some of us have been Nicoled multiple times.

@PhoenixSerenity Hahaha third time tonight 😂

@a Dang! You got better Nicole attracting pheromones than me.

@PhoenixSerenity I feel so left out. I have had nothing from dear Nicole.😆

@retrosponge Nicole is our first unofficial official Fediverse spammy icon 🤣😂
Known for her relentlessness & commitment to growing herself into meme-worthy status.

@retrosponge @PhoenixSerenity
Jorts seems to excel at blocking her

Or my profile is just hidden so unreachable

... benefits to shadowbanning?

@voxofgod @retrosponge Dunno! I post a lot & almost all of my posts are set to public so maybe the bots just find me faster?

@voxofgod There's no shadowbanning here though.

@PhoenixSerenity I would call hiding a profile a form of shadow banning

@PhoenixSerenity when people look at my profile it says this profile has been hidden by jorts

@PhoenixSerenity there was one that I was considering switching to but I private messaged them and didn't get a response so I'm guessing they weren't interested

Even though It's happening, jorts is still a more tolerant instance than most They let me use words like zionazi

My main complaint is they didn't tell me what was wrong or give me any warning

But that's largely a mastodon issue because you have to look specially for flagged Toots and notices from mods in my experience

@PhoenixSerenity That's one I've been thinking about I've been thinking about talking to the rooster

@_L1vY_ @PhoenixSerenity

It might have changed October to like December it was definitely I haven't checked yet, but if you follow me I don't think it shows up as blocked

@PhoenixSerenity @MelissaBearTrix

Nicole doesn’t like me .

I stole all her good sweaters

@ActualFediverseChick @PhoenixSerenity @MelissaBearTrix

Never bitch.

They are mine now.

My scent is all over them

Smell me, Nicole

@PhoenixSerenity I got Nichole'd twice in one night! Am giddy from all the attention.

@michaelrussell We can send you & other FOMO on Nicole - a Nicole or two or twenty.

@michaelrussell There's so many. Nicole is very numerically dynamic.

@PhoenixSerenity Thankfully there aren't infinite Nicoles, though it sounds like it could be close.

Perhaps my server is just lucky or vigilant regarding those accounts.

@michaelrussell Nicole sees this challenge & Nicole will find a way in.

@PhoenixSerenity Soon I will realize I've brought the Nicole on myself.

@michaelrussell Yes, that moment will surely be coming for you.

@PhoenixSerenity I had not realized Nicole showed up as private mentions. Apparently I was Nicole-d twice on Feb 28 and didn't even know it!

@PhoenixSerenity @michaelrussell this is my new theme song. you will hear it when I approach.

@PhoenixSerenity I've gotten Nicoled twice! I think she likes me. 🤪

@PhoenixSerenity You're at least three times as fedivisible as I am. I only got my first one about 10 hours ago.

@StarkRG You in the Nicole Fediverse Chick cult now.
No way out.
Except, maybe, getting more Karens to exorcize the Nicoles.