Karens are all relieved that Nicole is gaining more attention. #FediverseChick #Shitpost
My friends who aren't on the Fediverse don't understand why I say - Almost all of us on Mastodon has been Nicoled at least once & some of us have been Nicoled multiple times.
I just got Nicoled again
Got Nicoled, just again #FediverseChick
@MelissaBearTrix I'm laughing so hard!
@PhoenixSerenity Hahaha third time tonight
@a Dang! You got better Nicole attracting pheromones than me.
@PhoenixSerenity I feel so left out. I have had nothing from dear Nicole.
@retrosponge You are gonna get Nicoled too! Just wait!
@PhoenixSerenity I know my admin has blocked a whole bunch of them.
@retrosponge Same here!
@retrosponge Nicole is our first unofficial official Fediverse spammy icon
Known for her relentlessness & commitment to growing herself into meme-worthy status.
@retrosponge @PhoenixSerenity
Jorts seems to excel at blocking her
Or my profile is just hidden so unreachable
... benefits to shadowbanning?
@voxofgod @retrosponge Dunno! I post a lot & almost all of my posts are set to public so maybe the bots just find me faster?
@PhoenixSerenity @voxofgod Maybe that's it because I'm permanently set to unlisted.
@retrosponge @voxofgod That's probably it.
@voxofgod There's no shadowbanning here though.
@PhoenixSerenity I would call hiding a profile a form of shadow banning
@voxofgod Hiding by Mastodon.social?
@PhoenixSerenity when people look at my profile it says this profile has been hidden by jorts
@voxofgod Switch instances.
@PhoenixSerenity there was one that I was considering switching to but I private messaged them and didn't get a response so I'm guessing they weren't interested
Even though It's happening, jorts is still a more tolerant instance than most They let me use words like zionazi
My main complaint is they didn't tell me what was wrong or give me any warning
But that's largely a mastodon issue because you have to look specially for flagged Toots and notices from mods in my experience
@voxofgod I really love Beige.party.
@PhoenixSerenity That's one I've been thinking about I've been thinking about talking to the rooster
@voxofgod They good people.
I see it, maybe not hidden from my instance?
It might have changed October to like December it was definitely I haven't checked yet, but if you follow me I don't think it shows up as blocked
@ActualFediverseChick @PhoenixSerenity @MelissaBearTrix
Never bitch.
They are mine now.
My scent is all over them
Smell me, Nicole
@PhoenixSerenity I got Nichole'd twice in one night! Am giddy from all the attention.
@vlrny Nicole is on fire
@PhoenixSerenity I'm starting to feel left out!
@michaelrussell We can send you & other FOMO on Nicole - a Nicole or two or twenty.
@PhoenixSerenity 20 just sounds like too many Nicoles.
@michaelrussell There's so many. Nicole is very numerically dynamic.
@PhoenixSerenity Thankfully there aren't infinite Nicoles, though it sounds like it could be close.
Perhaps my server is just lucky or vigilant regarding those accounts.
@michaelrussell Nicole sees this challenge & Nicole will find a way in.
@PhoenixSerenity Soon I will realize I've brought the Nicole on myself.
@michaelrussell Yes, that moment will surely be coming for you.
@PhoenixSerenity I had not realized Nicole showed up as private mentions. Apparently I was Nicole-d twice on Feb 28 and didn't even know it!
@michaelrussell Nicole's #ThemeSong
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CduA0TULnow&pp=ygUVb29wc2llIGkgZGlkIGl0IGFnYWlu
And, she'll probably hit you, one more time (or more).
@PhoenixSerenity @michaelrussell this is my new theme song. you will hear it when I approach.
@PhoenixSerenity I've gotten Nicoled twice! I think she likes me.
@PhoenixSerenity You're at least three times as fedivisible as I am. I only got my first one about 10 hours ago.
@StarkRG You in the Nicole Fediverse Chick cult now.
No way out.
Except, maybe, getting more Karens to exorcize the Nicoles.
Im so old and lonely, I crave Nicoles!