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@OutOnTheMoors funny that the burnt umber is the lighter of the two. I would expect "burnt" to be *darker*

@OutOnTheMoors finally some relevant content from this instance

@OutOnTheMoors it's not easy finding a cookbook with a decent recipe for umber.

@OutOnTheMoors People complain when their food is umber cooked.

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With umber, it's all about the vintage.

It's not all about the umber roasted, it's also about being umber-aged.

@OutOnTheMoors This explains my inability to acquire any lightly-sautéed umber on recent trips to the art-supplies shop.

@OutOnTheMoors @aronow Well, you have to be careful, because sometimes your umber will hulk out. #TTRPG #DnD

@OutOnTheMoors I'm holding out for sous vide/pan seared umber and smoked umber.

@OutOnTheMoors Yes! There should be a toasted umber.

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medium rare, please

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@chateaudeguedelon@a.gup.pe knows.

@OutOnTheMoors umber the grill

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Everyone is in a hurry these days.
We all need to learn to slow down more. https://mastodon.social/@sjvn/110735824221320284

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They are keeping the umber-not-burnt-and-not-raw away from you for your own good. It looks like baby poop.

@OutOnTheMoors "Umber umber ella ella ella" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvBfHwUxHIk

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I don't know about that raw stuff. Seems kinda shady to me.

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"Well. Then you gotcher umber, medium rare. And your umber well done. Me, I like it lightly seared and then slow cooked till it's just falling apart..."

And, I just learned that umber's origin means shade or shadow in Latin, which makes a lot of sense when you think about umbrellas.

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I suppose they tried boiled umber but it was an icky color and did not catch on.

@OutOnTheMoors ^^ @FlyingTrilobite

@OutOnTheMoors lolololol best post of the day

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But how do they taste, can you tell?

@OutOnTheMoors harnessing fire is hard, ok

@OutOnTheMoors Looked like shite. Won’t get burnt again.

@OutOnTheMoors@beige.party I take umbrage at this.

@OutOnTheMoors the trick is to sous vide

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We;;;;;;lll there is a ride share company that would take umberage with that remark.
#whoLetTheDadsOut

@OutOnTheMoors Only Desi women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoSy7KHQsTs

@OutOnTheMoors I think you're supposed to do some sort of sous vide

@OutOnTheMoors You don't tend to see cooked sewage either

@OutOnTheMoors oh! Look! A rabbit hole! https://www.webexhibits.org/pigments/indiv/overview/umber.html#:~:text=Umber%20is%20a%20natural%20mixture,known%20also%20has%20Sienna%20earth.

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