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MAGA: I hope you liberals can see now that DEI was always the problem. And I know what you're going to say, no that doesn't make me racist, facts don't care abo–
LIBERAL: Oh definitely.
MAGA: wait what?
L: I agree with you. DEI is 100% the problem.
M: Explain...?
L: See, here we were, the majority, all ready to get behind our candidate and really do some wonderful things in this great nation, all united behind one single cause. But then, out of nowhere, diversity struck. MAGA, the Tea Party, christofascists, the KKK, even literal actual Nazis, all under the banner of "Republicans". I don't think we need all that Diversity. We're going to get rid of it.
M: wait what do you mean get rid of—
L: But how did all that diversity gain power, when the majority was against it, you ask? I'm glad you asked. The electoral college. This DEI policy has gone on too long. It allows a bunch of red states with tiny populations to think they deserve equity in terms of voting for president. Obviously that Equity needs to stop.
M: but that would mean Kamala—
L: And it gets even worse. Because not only do red state minorities think they get to have equal voting power for president, they also think they get to be included in the Senate! Imagine, a tiny red state that's mostly dirt like Wyoming or Montana thinking their ideas about the law are as important as a gigantic world economy like California. Clearly, we don't need Inclusion either. The majority left can just write your laws for you.
M: no I don't want—
L: I'm so glad we're finally on the same page! Finally, after all these years of divisive rhetoric, we can band together and work to rid ourselves of the scourge of the Republican party, the electoral college, and tiny red states in the Senate. DEI was ALWAYS the problem. Down with DEI! Down with DEI!
M: BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT DEI MEANS
L: well what did you think DEI meant?
M: I THOUGHT IT MEANT BLACK PEOPLE
L: There it is.
@Lana@beige.party DEI was explicitly about preventing this kind of racist patronage. It EXPLICITLY helps to keep mediocrities from undermining group effectiveness with their prejudice
I understand the desire to co-opt their terminology. But Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion is not a term they made. Renaming it desegregation or whatever is just such a sad step backwards
I understand that leftists do not own the media, but realize that accepting the premise of "DEI bad and leads to a lack of merit" is poison
@ariaflame @cykonot @Lana whoa. The point went flying over someone's head...
@Lana @OldAndCranky @ariaflame i understood, thanks.
So what you're saying is, you knew that I, a woman, knew the point I was making via very obvious satire, but you, a man, still felt the need to explain my idea back to me. Gee if only there were a word for that.
@Lana @OldAndCranky @ariaflame maybe you don't care to understand my point.
Sparky, "your point" is my point, explained back to me as if I was too stupid to understand my own point.
That's the point.
@Lana @OldAndCranky @ariaflame I can make my own points and comments. I'm sorry if you feel that they lack merit.
I'm sure that if i used gender to ironically disparage people, no one would point out the harm.
/s, for those who need it.
I'm very aware that white women have been the primary beneficiaries of DEI policies. I am also aware of ongoing efforts to resegregate the workplace. I don't think snarkily pretending i lack reading comprehension when i merely commented on language is nice.
No, I did not think my own points lack merit. That's why I went to the trouble of making them via the very obvious use of satire.
@Lana @OldAndCranky @ariaflame I don't know how i could take that away from you.
Have confidence.
@Lana@beige.party @OldAndCranky@sfba.social @ariaflame@masto.ai you misread me again, by the way. I did not say you think your own comments lack merit. That would be odd.
Edit: if misreading me was a joke, I'm not sure what the punchline would be? I did not misunderstand you initially, purposely or otherwise. Which i explained.
I'm not going to correct your communication. But I'll note that you switched to a serious mode to accuse me of mansplaining, only to purposely misrepresent me. Unless, ofc, you misunderstood.
Good day
@Lana @cykonot @ariaflame i'm starting to think this person just can't understand satire or parody. Some folks can't.
@OldAndCranky @Lana @cykonot True, not all forms of humour work for everyone.