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I want to make this crystal clear for all you MAGA weirdos out there.

I DO NOT WANT TO UNITE WITH YOU.

I don't want a slice of pizza from you. I don't want to visit your car wash. I don't want to support your kids' softball team. I don't want your food, your clothes, your electronics, your applicances, your houses, your cars, trucks, planes, or hoverboats. I don't want anything you make, sell, import, export, teach, manage, grow, build, or finance. I don't want a single fruit of your labor anywhere in my home, or a single dollar of yours in my pocket. Here is why:

• You have white supremacists in your party, and you don't care.
• You have KKK in your party, and you don't care.
• You have Nazis in your party, and you don't care.
• You have Proud Boys in your party, and you don't care.
• You have traitors and insurrectionists in your party, and you don't care.

So no. I don't want anything to do with you. Here's what I do want:

I want you to keep wearing your stupid little red hats and put your Trump2024 stickers on your businesses. I want to see you. I want to know exactly who to avoid. I will happily go spend an extra ten dollars halfway across town rather than walk next door to give you one penny of my money.

No unity with racists, homophobes, sexists, and insurrectionists. Not now. Not ever.