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A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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SOMEONE HAS TO HAVE HAD THIS THOUGHT BEFORE I BLURTED IT OUT, BUT I DO STILL WANT CREDIT AND ADULATION.

AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I KILL.

@LRRRonEarth

as always, it's adulation or die digested . . .

@LRRRonEarth Opsec. It will leave you shaken *and* stirred.

@LRRRonEarth What's Pete Hegseth's favorite drink?

An opsec martini with Russian vodka

@LinuxAndYarn @LRRRonEarth I salute this STIR/SHAKEN pun; masterful work.

@LRRRonEarth
This explains so much. Someone must have heard "opsec" in a meeting and said "We're not peasants, spend that money on Grand Marnier.'

@mycrowgirl

TWO HEYOOOOS IN ONE THREAD? THIS IS A GOOD DAY.

@LRRRonEarth REJOICE, because that’s like two out of #ThreeGoodThings already.