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elle

seems impossible to make a potato threatening but here we are

Sign in a grocery store that reads "Potatoes are behind you"
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EineKleine

@ElleGray @Hedgewizard I’m old enough that when I was a child the Mr. Potato Head kit was only the pieces, and each piece terminated in a sharp spike (potato not included). I made my potato head, put it aside, and forgot about it. Finding it a week or two later it looked like your picture except it was a POTATO HEAD. The trauma stayed with me for years.

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