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Grimm :bc:

There is a Trojan Dog over on Corry Street. Not sure what you put inside to later sneak out and take over a city but it had fucking well better be dogs.

Who sneak out and open the city gate to many more dogs.

DOGS WOULD CONTROL THE HELLESPONT. ALL SHIPS WILL BE SEARCHED FOR SNACKS.

@GrimmReality Viola is on board with this plan

@GrimmReality Many very small dogs, who are able to let in medium-size dogs, who then completely open the city gates and allow in the full-on DOGS OF WAR!

@GrimmReality

Puppies!

Who let the dogs in?

Woof woof oh no!

@GrimmReality

Inside are 127 chihuahuas all hopped up on red bull.
Once they get out, the nearest fire hydrant is going to dissolve!

@GrimmReality clearly it was build by cats. Thus the trojan dog houses cats

@GrimmReality so hard to keep them quiet, though!