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@Alice@beige.partyI like bicycle shorts because people assume it means I’m athletic, but it's really only so my thighs don’t rub together.
@Alice So I'm the only one that wears them because I like my crotch to feel like it's been in a swamp all day?
That's just me?
@Mrfunkedude I feel bad for you. You're more than welcome to come dip your junk in my aunt's swamp if you don’t want the added expense and restriction of some spandex shorts.
@Mrfunkedude This is not a euphemism. My aunt has a swamp on her property that I’m almost pretty sure she'd let you use.
@Mrfunkedude Correction: I reached out to her on Facebook and she said they're protected wetlands, but I’m sure they're capable of serving a similar purpose should you ever find yourself in the Hamptons.
@Alice Tell your aunt my crotch thanks her.
@Mrfunkedude I'll be sure to add a note to my next thank you card.
"His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy"
Thanks for the thread, y'all. It took my mind off the "other" swamp for a time.
3B Cream can only carry you so far!
@Alice Wait! Will that do the trick? I usually put some kind of petroleum jelly on my legs to solve this. I just learned that my sister and brother use deodorant.
Once, I was a tourist in a tropical country. I went to a 7-11 and bought petroleum jelly and then asked to use their bathroom.
I can only guess what the sales person imagined I was doing.
@Alice Girl, same. When I found a brand that had pockets big enough for my phone, I bought every pair in my size. Which is good, cause now I can’t find them again.
@MissConstrue I will seriously buy every pair in every surrounding size.
@Alice I should have done!
@Alice I can vouch for Snag Chub Rubs, they’re perfect for the job of keeping my ever sweaty thighs from killing me all summer