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@Alice@beige.partyIt's a Christmas miracle because I burnt my tortilla and the face of Skeletor magically appeared!
Please boost for visibility so the news outlets will pick up on this great story.
If you look closely, I’m pretty sure that's Skeletor fist pumping Jersey Shore style.
@Alice Skeletor *and* a butterfly!
@Alice checkmate atheists!
@i_give_u_worms @introvertcatto @Alice Mitchell and Webb are incredibly funny and clever in general.
@Alice "Skeletortilla" was right there....
@theplaguedoc @Alice That is their drag name.
@Alice is the rest still edible?
@Alice There is a play about a face on a tortilla. ("Our Lady of the Tortilla")
(I worked on one production and pretty much anything that could go wrong, did, including power failures [I smashed my knee trying to get to the breaker panel in the dark] and a telephone that was supposed to ring but didn't.)
@Alice
As clear as day
@Alice I didn't know Skeletor was a virgin.
@donlamb_1 @Alice Oh no, he bones
@Alice Why is Skeletor taking a carbon-black dump on your tortilla? Because villain? Probably that.
@Alice
I can hear him talking to me. Is that bad?
@Alice I just see disgusting food and greed...
@Alice yup. Dead ringer. My timeline provided a nice comparison photo automatically.
@overeducatedredneck @Alice on my instance's Explore page, which they are currently dominating, Skeletor goes first, followed by the tortilla 
@overeducatedredneck @Alice oop i just checked again and the tortilla has overtaken Skeletor!
@delcj @overeducatedredneck 
It's not a competition!
@Alice oh of course! i just wanted to let everyone know that my reality and that of @overeducatedredneck are now parallel 
@Alice you should sell it on eBay next to that toast of the (sexually molested) Virgin Mary!
@Alice also, I can see Mothra!!! Just below skeleton! It’s Mothra!!!
@Alice and wait a minute! That squiggle to the right of skeleton!!
It’s the magical baby jeesaas in a blanket! See it!!??
Had to hide it, they just kept fist-pumping at the top of my TL. I couldn't look away.
@Alice
Ha ha
I unironically enjoyed Jersey Shore
@Alice Skeletor wearing my grandma‘s head scarf, sitting cross legged and smoking a ciggy. A big black butterfly camouflages itself by looking like Skeletor‘s cape
@Alice wait! If you move to the rim just left and above skeleton it’s…it’s… why, yes! It’s the burned remains of the Notre Dame cathedral! See it? See it there???
Oregon Coast Trail @Alice Can confirm. That's Skeletor smirking. Boosted.
@Alice Mwwwahahaha the summoning begins!
Is it just me, or is Skeletortilla duck walking? 
While wearing black leather pants?
He better walk that fucking duck!
Our lord Skeletor, besty He-Man's bane.
@Alice well I know what my top story is gonna be
@Alice all praise the Christmas tortilla... it shows us to all embrace our inner Skeletor... mua ha ha ha
