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@Alice@beige.partyMy stripper name is Möbius.
Möbius strip club
Möbius strip mall
Möbius stripogram
@Alice Where is this going? Where will it end?
That’s a cool one! Much better than mine —Teeth Whitening 
@Alice continuous unveiling
@Alice 
awesome! 
I’m Sure the genius of this is lost on most
@Alice your clothes never come off, they just turn inside out.
@Alice Whoa! There's two sides to every story. Tell us more!
@lorq In this case, there is only one side.
@Alice
Mine is “Ned Viagra”
@Alice Be sure to tip your non-orientable surfaces
@Alice @rephlex00 sounds pretty one dimensional… 
@Alice How annoyed do you get when people spell your stripper name "Mobius" without the umlaut?
@Shivviness I get more upset when they don't pronounce the umlaut.
@Alice "That is it, I'm not taking my clothes off tonight"
*flounces out of stripclub*
@Alice …and your last name is Mall?
@Alice you're twisted.
@Alice Well that’s just one-sided.
@Alice This is the smart content I'm here for.
@Alice She's got a figure that doesn't stop.
@Alice Mobious Stripper! I love it
@Alice
Infinitely hot
@Alice isn't that a bit one-sided.
@Alice Wouldn’t that be your contortionist name?
i too am sexually non-orientable
I can see both side of that arguement 
@Alice been there
do not recommend. no upsides.
@dannotdaniel @Alice all the reviews I see of that place seem very one sided.
@Alice Möbius strip poker
@Alice “I want to go home!”
@Alice Möbius Strip Mining
@Alice it never ends
@Langhamian This reminds me of my idea for a workout video which is just a very obvious poorly-connected loop of me doing one jumping jack.
@Alice brilliant! One jumping jack, one sit up, and one lunge = now you're an influencer!
@Alice But, all the young girls love Alice!
@Alice Alice, all of these jokes are pretty one-sided
@Alice i think Möbius nudus is good too
@Alice “I want to go home, and am, and can’t leave!”
@Alice Mobius Strip Tease
@Alice Mobius Strip Search
@Alice the Möbius strip search is endless.
@Alice no normal there
@Alice “I want to go home but I can’t leave here!”
@Alice Perfect for after your shift in the Möbius strip mines.
@Alice I’d buy you a Klein bottle of beer but I can’t find the end of the line at the bar.
@Alice How could you forget Möbius Strip Poker.
@Alice Möbius Escher?
@Alice it's Möbin time