beige.party is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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Invention idea for an anti-paparazzi jacket that is covered in QR codes so that, whenever anybody tries to photograph you, it keeps trying to pull up the Applebee's menu.

@trnrz sorry it took me so long to see this. If you’re still bowing, you can take a break for a bit.

@Alice - Phew! Thanks. May I have a potty break, please?

Alice McFlurry :bc:

@trnrz sorry for yet another delay. Hope you got that sorted out in the interim.