beige.party is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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Alice McFlurry :bc:

Invention idea for an anti-paparazzi jacket that is covered in QR codes so that, whenever anybody tries to photograph you, it keeps trying to pull up the Applebee's menu.

@12thRITS what streaming service is this on?

@Alice Just a meme I found somewhere and saved.😅

@Alice But in case you weren't kidding....

@Alice how did you get the greyish badge?

@kaneapp it’s beige because I’m on the beige.party server. Come over to the beige side!

@kaneapp I’m not really suggesting that you change servers because it’s kind of a long process and you lose all of your posts/toots, but beige.party people are good people.

@Alice I don't really eat there. Do you? ;)

@Alice I do think your idea is not only brilliant, but infinitely classier than the individual's jacket I was referencing.

@PeteTee71 ah, sorry. I’m on the spectrum so I tend to interpret things REALLY literally. But I appreciate it when people explain jokes to me, so don’t hesitate if you don’t mind.

@Alice yeah, sorry the "I don't really eat there, do you?" was intended to be a reference to Melania Trump's "I don't really care, do you?" jacket. Which was a horrid, tone-deaf statement for anyone in that intense of the public eye to be sporting. Yours is graphical/visual, not to mention probably more effective in thwarting paparazzi. #notmuchofajoke #jokeexplanations

@PeteTee71 oh, shoot. I remember seeing photos of her wearing that trash jacket, but didn’t make the connection. Thank you for taking the time to explain it!

@Alice Also solidly on the spectrum here. Learning to embrace the awkwardness, but I can be a slow learner. 🤣

@PeteTee71 it’s funny how we can think of jokes all day long because we understand our own intentions, but whenever anybody says anything remotely nuanced, we freeze.

@trnrz sorry it took me so long to see this. If you’re still bowing, you can take a break for a bit.

@Alice - Phew! Thanks. May I have a potty break, please?

@trnrz sorry for yet another delay. Hope you got that sorted out in the interim.

@Alice ... or... just a thought. Any URL which does everything it can to auto-play obnoxiously loud ... whatever. Noise, music, something embarrassing...

@Alice
Put this one up for retirement. Great honor.

@Alice not Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up?

@cooopsspace No. Rickrolling has never been funny.