Invention idea for an anti-paparazzi jacket that is covered in QR codes so that, whenever anybody tries to photograph you, it keeps trying to pull up the Applebee's menu.
@12thRITS what streaming service is this on?
@Alice Just a meme I found somewhere and saved.
@12thRITS I admire your commitment
@Alice how did you get the greyish badge?
@kaneapp it’s beige because I’m on the beige.party server. Come over to the beige side!
@Alice I don’t know how
@kaneapp I’m not really suggesting that you change servers because it’s kind of a long process and you lose all of your posts/toots, but beige.party people are good people.
@Alice I don't really eat there. Do you? ;)
@Alice I do think your idea is not only brilliant, but infinitely classier than the individual's jacket I was referencing.
@PeteTee71 ah, sorry. I’m on the spectrum so I tend to interpret things REALLY literally. But I appreciate it when people explain jokes to me, so don’t hesitate if you don’t mind.
@Alice yeah, sorry the "I don't really eat there, do you?" was intended to be a reference to Melania Trump's "I don't really care, do you?" jacket. Which was a horrid, tone-deaf statement for anyone in that intense of the public eye to be sporting. Yours is graphical/visual, not to mention probably more effective in thwarting paparazzi. #notmuchofajoke #jokeexplanations
@PeteTee71 oh, shoot. I remember seeing photos of her wearing that trash jacket, but didn’t make the connection. Thank you for taking the time to explain it!
@Alice Also solidly on the spectrum here. Learning to embrace the awkwardness, but I can be a slow learner.
@PeteTee71 it’s funny how we can think of jokes all day long because we understand our own intentions, but whenever anybody says anything remotely nuanced, we freeze.
@Alice This is a special kind of brilliance.
@Alice - genius! I bow before thee!
@trnrz sorry it took me so long to see this. If you’re still bowing, you can take a break for a bit.
@Alice - Phew! Thanks. May I have a potty break, please?
@trnrz sorry for yet another delay. Hope you got that sorted out in the interim.
@Alice ... or... just a thought. Any URL which does everything it can to auto-play obnoxiously loud ... whatever. Noise, music, something embarrassing...
@Alice
Put this one up for retirement. Great honor.
@Alice not Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up?
@cooopsspace No. Rickrolling has never been funny.